Mailbox Wars

Recently our mailbox out at the humble cottage has been a victim of some high school miscreants/hooligans/ne'er-do-wells. They took out one mailbox






and we promptly replaced it. And they promptly took it out. So we left it as it was and named it the Gehry mailbox. But either the weather has taken a toll or the future jailbirds are slowly clubbing it to death.






So now we have to creatively thwart the entertainment-challenged reprobates. First thought is to fill the new mailbox halfway with bricks; with the hope that the bat wielder will bruise a hand.







I know we are asking for an M-80 retaliation. Will keep ya posted. Please feel free to offer suggestions. Just not the mailbox version of a mini-van.